Saturday, July 29, 2017

For the Funney Facebook Entertainment

             For the Funney Facebook Entertainment




⇏What does the Fox scholastic really teach?
⇶Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻 Simple Google Wallet.

⇏All that gelitaras is not gold, but what happens?
⇶Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻 It is also bald.

⇏What would happen if the fan turned in the opposite direction?
⇶Hossain Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Fan head revolves around.

⇏The question lies in any tradition of our country?
⇶Helal Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Simple tradition of living, where A Plus is also easy to find.

⇏How to be free of thought?
⇶Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Turn off Facebook.

⇏Who is the biggest thief?
⇶Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Thief lover Because, he stole the thief's mind.

⇏Why does the donkey drink water?
⇶Hossain Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻For the sake of not seeing the face of his won face in the water, for that reason.

⥹Congratulations Hossain Helal, you get the mobile phone recharge of 100 money.

⍐Write on the postcard

➽I am lucky.......

Sunday, July 23, 2017

The Love Story for Free Wi-Fi

                             The Love Story for Free Wi-Fi 

                                                                                 

Nuha shouted this sentence by bringing her mother's phone to 'Free Wi-Fi!' His tension seemed to have invented something new. Nuha is the youngest member of our house. But he was surprised to see his skills in the smartphone industry occasionally. He knows the details of these things, which I do not even know.

We are enjoying the free Wi-Fi facility . Wi-Fi networks are better found in the out of room than the rooms. So sitting in the out of room of the premises! And thus I got Elabati!
How did the name look like mythology? It was like the first one to hear his name. It started to feel very familiar - Elawati. She is the in front of my house facing the out of room!

The first day we started talking about Wi-Fi. Like me, I looked in the out of room on a smartphone. One day Elabati asked, 'What! you afe use free of charge? "I was a little shame and said," Yes. "I asked him a little time, 'Are you the servicers?' Elabati said, 'No, no, a service officer like you!'
I'm glad to hear that Thinking it is better, no more, we are both of the same service!

After that day my travels increased in the out of room. Better than Wi-Fi to batter, more more than interest is available tallking with Elabati. One night I was talking to Elabati. He said, 'can you jump on the roof and jump on our roof? Right now? "I asked to come down on the roof. He insisted, 'No, on the roof!'

The roof of the two houses as well. It's a matter of going to the roof. Just stepping up a little!
Now I and Elabati's drawing in the drawing room - the crowd gathered in the chat. The first love story of the colleagues!

Helal Hossain

Tala, Satkhira

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Immortal words of special well-wishers

                    Immortal words of special well-wishers



Special well wishers do not always appear. But they appear exactly at certain times of our life. And just after that, there are some analytical and immortal words about our success-failure. Helal Hossain found out very special messages from special well-wishers who were seen at a special time

Got GPA-Five.

First comment: Will only get GPA-5? Nowadays GPA-5 has no value. Golden will take Golden!

Second comment: GPA-5 received does not mean that you bought the world. There are many other experiments in life, these experiments are not damage again, get the global Admission test is the real test.

Third commentary: A pillar of the question leakage again! There is no cost. Malagasy was the price of study in the middle of the mango I got a star mark in my big poll.

Fourth Comment: So father, how many teachers were talking to?

Fifth comment: Hey and OK! You got GPA-Five? The son of my grandson's sister is the son of the goddess. The boy is working very hard.

If you do not get GPA-5

First comment: I thought at least the pusa pibo. Now is the hope of sand in the sand. You do not understand the pain of your parents!

Second comment: this situation now? Do not get GPA-5? What to do in the admission test? Life is dark darkness!
Third comment: The question has not been found even after the leaked question? Did not question You're gone to the abyss! Do you think something will happen?

Fourth comment: Do not get GPA-5 after reading so much of the master, you are worthless life.

Fifth comment: Oho no, my father, do not be upset. You know, what happened? The son of my grandfather's sister is now the son of the goddess!



Friday, July 21, 2017

My Dear Mother

                                    My Dear Mother

                              Maruea Sultana Pranti



The rain came jumps

                           Who has called  by name?

who has called, who has called,

                          My beloved mother has called.

Mother told me to come here,

                         Start reading in Bangali subject.

You do not go to play.

                         You do not get up,  reading leave 

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Who would be Mosquito Man

              Who would be Mosquito Man.


Who is responsible for the removal of hang mosquito net? Who will hang the mosquito net? Thinking  Helal Hossain. about this, the author of his own hang mosquito net  

Step 1
First, a three-member committee will be formed with the members of the family. It is advisable to maintain equal rights of men and women in the committee. The decision of this committee will be considered as a commitment.

Step 2
The sole responsibility of the committee will be to find a honest, devoted, responsible and capable mosquito man. If needed, the house can be divided into north and south parts. One will be in charge of the north, and the other will be in the south.

Step 3
For the purpose of being a hang mosquito net, the selection committee has the jurisdiction to force the person to select the lowest, unemployed or low-CGPA person in the house. They will be stripped of their smartphones, laptops, tabs, if they fail to remain in mosquito man. Wi-Fi passwords can be changed twice a day, if needed.

Step 4
The mayor said, 'I can not kill the mosquito-borne mosquitoes in your house.' "Therefore, mosquitoman's first responsibility will be to make sure there is no water in it. If necessary, you must also throw water or water stored in the filter. Still, water can not be given anywhere.

Step 5
Mosquitoman's second responsibility will be to close all the doors, windows firmly after the evening. Then sit on the spray of mosquito spraying and kill it. Wherever the mosquito can be found, there will be spraying mosquito-like spray like tear gas. All expenses for this will be allocated from the budget.

Step 6
At the end of every 10, every room will have to pull 'Magic net 1' imported from China. It is compulsory to check the fitness of each mosquito net(their responsibility to stop them if they have a leakage in the mosquito net). As an added security, mosquitoes must be forced to sit behind Hoody, Hatsome, Converse, Muffler. No matter how hot you are, you will have to wear to live.

Following these steps, the mayor will not have to go to millions of homes in the Dhaka city to carry mosquito nets. And you'll be safe.
B.D .: Even if there is a mosquito bite, chikunaguna, there is no other way than to blame forehead.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

The funny story for the entertainment

                     The funny story for the entertainment

 The funny story for the entertainment

⇏What would have happened if the world was not round and triangular?
⇶Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻 There was no the fear of human rolling.

⇏What is the difference between (juice + light), and sun?
⇶Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻 There are vitamins 'D' in the sun's light, the (juice +light), is in the vitamins: D (colon D).

⇏We believe in falsehood, why not believe the truth so easily?
⇶Hossain Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻The poet said, 'the truth is that difficult', so we want to stay away from the difficult thing.

⇏Who discovered this study and exam method?
⇶Helal Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Whose life was a great lack of turmoil.

⇏Why the lightning in the sky?
⇶Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻If you see so much tragedy at the bottom, you too would be surprised.

⇏Tit for tate, why do people throw brick after knowing the story?
⇶Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻To verify the authenticity of the testimony.

⇏Why is the tubelight lighting in the late?
⇶Hossain Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Before the lighting, there is danger in the surroundings, it takes a little time to understand.

⥹Congratulations Hossain Helal, you get the mobile phone recharge of 100 money.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Accounting of Math

                                                       Accounting of Math


This pot and the dirty things, how come us in this possition, do not come as me my account!

Hay! I say 'number two thing' but I will be forced to say 'number one stupid'!

And that said the pot! the great star in this, the common people want to get my figure up till then. What a brave courage!

That is, if you quarrel, go out of my site. Do not farewell.


Four, I do not understand your problem. You are sitting in a gentleman by copying and pasting the English face. Pretty confusing look!

Before commenting on the look of others face, look carefully at your face. A Five of Bengal!

Look at the situation, if it is the same among themselves, but they will be sitting in number as well! What is the class of the lower class maths!

Hey ray real man! Coming to give lectures on the maths. What do you do with the nine, everyone is known!

Why am I being involved again? And brother seven, you are silent. Where, with your five friends, I do not see anyone's headache!

Who will tell me again! I will not kill You know, Excuse me for my murder! How lucky i am!

How can you be lucky to be an 'numerator', even though it does not get any kind of euphoria! Azib azib all calculations!

Monday, July 17, 2017

Motivational Status of Mark Zuckerberg

                                                 Motivational Status of Mark Zuckerberg

The result of the exam is not a matter. If the test is bad, then do not think that life is ending. Nobody even think about not getting the mark. Marx is such a thing, someone gets it, nobody gets it, and no one else hides it. Look at me, because Mark was low in the test, Dad wanted to put my mark before my name. It has been my real name since the name given to funny is spreading in a warm-hearted way. Today I Facebook Celebrity Everyone knows me, millions of likes in my status, people are searching for a thin pin charger by commenting on my post. So, you will not give disappointment status on Facebook, but you will not be disappointed in this fact.
(BD .: Google translator uses so much bangla bangla,
No one will give 'haha')
Hossain
Wrote the brother, the water in the eyes of the stomach.
Angel nightfall
Oops! Cannon Paro Man?
Helal Hossain
Brother, the chin pin will be the charger?
Do not mind sitting at the table reading
Brother i am hungging give request , why do can not accept?

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Chemical love story

                                   Chemical love story

Sodium Khan, the busiest metal group in the southern part of the period table. It is the member of the most wealthy society of the table, watching the sodium on it dashing smart. Impress to easily
That anyone could
On the other hand, Clerin Jahan, living in the Khandani Halogen family in the northern part of the table. Fierce its attracting power! The unique chlorine in the form of the ability to attract anyone of wealthy class.
One day chlorine falls in sodium. Sodium falls in love with falling from the eyes and falls in love. Chlorine also feels very good to sodium. Both of them decided to bundle forever.
But the love of sodium and chlorine inhibits the eternal electron conflict! In the last orbit, additional electrons and chlorine deficiency of sodium are present in the electron issue. But sodium and chlorine will not be two people? Dreams will not be tied to them?
Sodium is very unstable with additional electrons. Chlorine also seems to be uncomfortable with its electron deficiency.
But electron discrimination can not be barrier between eternal love. No ... no ... no! And so all sorts of obstructions and obesity - sodium and chlorine came near each other. The rich sodium becomes very big like the members of the Nobel Society with the extra chlorine of their own electron. All the instability of the electron from the sodium gets rid of chlorine.
Sodium and chlorine are bonded with a strong bonding through electron transactions. Both of them muttered each other with their hands and sing, 'This tie can not be torn ... ....' then they, that means sodium and chlorine, are living happily in the 'sodium chloride'!

Saturday, July 15, 2017

English Summary

                                    English Summary


I can not speak English in fluent English! What a shame that is. So, in the morning, I decided to use 

at least two or four words in every sentence I would say today!

Everything was going well. After a few moments! There is a friend in Dhaka. Asked me by phone, 
'friend, what are you doing?'

I was drinking water with mugs. I said, 'some ray buddies,

I'm taking a drink. '

The friend was very surprised and said, 'You finally came to this line!

Which brand?

Helal Hossain

Friday, July 14, 2017

T-Twenty not is G-Twenty

                                T-Twenty not is G-Twenty

When you know your friend is known as an extortionist,
The signs are not good There is unrest in the world.
When with friends before leaving the brothers
Consulted
Well, what is the name of Bangladesh's capital?
Very straightforward.
Dhuru Bata, Mirpur Mirpur.
When handcuffs are shown to your friend, your new handglass is shown to the friend
My friend, the clock is fine. Made in China?
When you are your big sister
Go to convincing cricket
What do you mean by this sign in cricket?
Again, one run! You do not come to understand me cricket! Play football
When you are in the examination with a friend
Talk about it
Friends, the answer to the number two question is Paros?
 No, no friend, I have not read anything!
And when there was a word, two people out of the house, said Dumu!

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Some more joint production

                               Some more joint production

The country is going through a lot of discussions and criticism of joint productions. Take a look away from some special joint productions.


This boy, get up How many times I said this, do not look at one another! Get out by leaving the book and leaving it.Believe me sir, we did not show up. We just wanted to test joint production. If you can be a joint producer in the film, why not be in the examination, sir?

My friend, a joint producer's song is out. The ear of the ear was hot. Unstable mamaJoint production movies are listening, where did the music ly?Hey, artist Bangladeshi, music tune imitated abroad. Is not this a joint production?

Your house and my house as well. Your room and my room are very close.

SoWhat happened?

Give your home Wi-Fi password? From today you and I will play Wi-Fi in joint productions.

My friend, please do not give me the assignment!Not to share, which is shared. I'll have to give the Rinor.I do not proxy your class? You give me my assignment. That's the friendship Ray Batta. Joint production friendship

Sir, sign my file today, otherwise I will suffer greatly. Will be bribe; It does not matter.

Khamosh! It's not bribe. It's called joint production. You help me, I'll give you









Wednesday, July 12, 2017

The Funny Facebook Status

                              The Funny Facebook Status

⇏If not the education of the Facebook, then what would be the backbone of the nation?
⇶Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻 The spinal cord was twisted like a Facebook logo.

If a case is filed against the leaders, why is it a false and conspirational case?
⇶Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻 They can not give a better excuse than they say.

Why do the girl cry in his wedding time?
⇶Hossain Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Own groom as it becomes subdued.

Watch at 12 and life at 12 here's the difference?
⇶Helal Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻The first adheres to a certain time, when the next can be any time.

Why is the dog's tail curved forever?
⇶Hossain ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻To straighten out in the dogs house do not have any I Iron masin

When be I will  the best questioner?
⇶Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻The question of all, than your question will be worse.

Why do children's drugs 'keep children out of away' is written?
⇶Hossain Helal ,Tala,Satkhira
🔻Keep children's reach' will be write children do not eat it to stay away.

Congratulations Hossain Helal, you get the mobile phone recharge of 100 money.
⍐Write on the postcard
➽I am lucky.......

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

New passenger service in this rainy season

           New passenger service in this rainy season

Md. Helal thought Seeking new services gave
 in this rainy season the idea of mixing graphic digainer S M Hossain
After successfully servising more than 30 cities, this time you have been in your city of helal's catering service. Adding to Helal Download the hossain App from the 'City Corporation Play Store' to get a free ride and invite friends.



                                            Not rent, Passenger service is our goal
                                          Streets of Dhaka Climb Trust in the crest
Madmosha Sarsa Makhali Banana Atra ... Yes, sir and madame come in , direct Mohakhali, Banani, Uttara ... no fair means not to pay. I am a pirate man, only the customs office of the airport will be recognized ... come in, gone ...gone
Helal transport

Helal Mia's Sakhi Express came to the Sadarghat mata by winning the Prem Ghat. This opportunity is for a limited time. At this time of rising prices, we still pay rent. Yes brother, do not lose this opportunity!
Dhur, Prem Ghat and Sadarghat can not get any gold earrings. Come on, let's get a little boat ride on the girls' school.               B.D.: Women should keep earrings carefully


New service on Dhaka-Chittagong route: Helal-143 Ticket prices are cheap. Money three hundred tiket for only one hundred money, just for promoting the company. Storm, rain, flood ... do not sink in any of us, this ship. Seat limitations are limited. The seat bookings are going on beforehand.
Daily, look, what a beautiful crystal clear water! After marriage we are not going to Italy in Venice. I saw the city of water.







Monday, July 10, 2017

Messi's marriage is the native version

                                      Messi's marriage is the native version
Recently, Lionel Messi married longtime girlfriend Antonella Roczozo. But if that marriage was Bengali, how would it be?
Helal Hossain thought

On the night before the wedding, the singer sings the song.




Tomorrow will be married to Rokjozo Queen, I will get married .Messi's bargain with the money to cut the rug at the gate, with a lot of bargaining with the sailors. At the end of the interrogation of Gangam Mitat Murbibi Apart from this, Messi will be given the yellow and pepper shell.

Chih, little money to do this is doing! If Ronaldo is playing the two pitches in our neighborhood, he earns more than that money.
Hey, come on me and come. I do not go ahead.
There was a problem with food or not. Borahani or Rezala Short.




A rabbit rails? Salt more than roasted.
And brother! Borahani is asking, no, Borahani no, water khan.
Somebody sits on a side table-chair with gifts
To move. There had to be written a name by submitting gifts and there was a blame.

Wrote, Gerard PK and Shakira 1 thousand taka
Haun Fukini's house! There is no one thousand taka in this time!
On the one hand at the wedding, remove the shoes of Messi, brother-in-law, Sallakara.




Your brothers and sisters did not want to buy shoes; What is the story
They say, I will not take money. But you do not get shoes back.
  Oh dear, Polapanya is sharing my golden boots.
  At the end of the meal, Sailikara Messi Messi
The hand washed.
Brother in law, let's wash your hands.
What should I wash my hands? I have eaten with a spoon. Hey hey
 At the time of departure, Rokujjon used to cry to all the relatives and cried.



I gave my daughter to you, father. You take care of him
Dad, you have forgotten and stayed with me for several years.
  Many comments on the opening of the gift boxes at night.

Huh, do not see, Pep Guardian or so big coach. What else, two and a half hundred rupees
Cup-set set? Shah!








Sunday, July 9, 2017

Modern proverbs and modernization of texts

                                      Modern proverbs and modernization of texts
Greed sin,sin in the job life.....
Evil the scholar, even though discarded...
Think about give proxy,do not warry will give it...
Scamsters ten days, professor is one day...
More to evil, lecture is wasted...
Does not mean in the class, you evil...
I have not seen the eye, the textbook is a little open...
When people die, can be decomposed, eat a retake if you survive, eat a retake in the morning and afternoon...
The medical students breathe, and my belief in the university is all about...
In the crowd, evil leaked...
Evil do not listen, to love story...
Now the youth, whose best time to eat a retake

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Do not skip the shirts

                                                                  Do not skip the shirts

Incredible Story
One morning Mahmud's brother and I face.

: Brother ...

: Tell me

There is a job test after a while.

Wow! Give the test I am very optimistic about you.

: Yes, brother. However ...

: But what?

: I forgot to wash clothes while studying. Now let's go and see if there is a clean shirt. Lend a shirt?

You did not return the previous two shirts!

Come brother, forget about the past, we have developed a beautiful illuminated future.

: My mother said to take lessons from the past.

: Brother, your mother also told to help the poor. And you can have a shirt to develop my brilliant career. Please do not skip brother, without shirts.

Mahmud brother thought, because he could not avoid, 'a condition!'

Brother said, please. Regardless of the conditions of life, we will protect the condition.

: Do not have to give life. The shirt will be returned.

: Of course. I always shoot shirt or not?

: No, do not shoot shirts all the time; Badspiere, sandal and sack occasionally.

He was betraying me, even after the brother's strict condition was convincing. If I could not catch my eyeball at the last moment, maybe I would have to go after a red t-shirt drawn to my chest in the examination! I protested intensely, 'Brother, this is not it. That blue color, give it up. '

: What is the problem?

: Personality Issue It does not go with my personality.

: You can get down for a lot of personality!

At this stage, I had to open the store of knowledge. Why every person's personality is different, with whom there is no color and why blue color with me can be successfully understood.

Mahmud's brother trembled with trembling hands and asked for more trembling shivers and said, 'Please, brother, please do not miss this shirt.' This is my favorite choice. '

: Why did you think, brother?

: No.

: Then whoever was supposed to be considered but not technically due to him; He did?

It is not that big That's not the shirt, it's the real thing. First hit the three and wash the shirt and then return!



2.

After completing the job, I had a wedding invitation and another congratulation with this shirt. Apart from this, all the necessary things, such as: going to eat tea, chatting with friends, going to the shop, including all the work done for three days after this shirt. Mahmud's brother is not taking care of the matter, it is not. Doing, but do not say anything for one reason.



3.

Another morning Mahmud's brother's shirt on the head was not able to wash the burden again face brother.

: Brother

: Tell me

I did not test that job? Today I'm going to give a brother there.

: Well done! Congregations Go, many prayers.

: Come on, brother, do yoga to this happiness.

Come on.

After the hug, I said, 'Brother, brother, there are prayers. And brother, do you have any more shirts? I do not have any smoke. Such a brother day .... '

Mahmud did not say anything to the brother. He was opening the wardrobes without saying anything. I said, 'Brother, give Ash Color. A specialist says that brother should wear light colors. '

As the hijacked weapon rocks, the way people make pocket mobile phones out of the same way, just as Ash gave me the shirt shirt in my hand Mahmud brother. I thanked the shirt after pray and went away to give me brother.



4.

A few days later too Mahmud asked me, 'When will my shirt go back?'

I was surprised, 'shirtgula?'

: Yes. Two shirts

: No brother, wrong. Not two, one.

I started to understand that I forgot, "On the first day, blue blue shirt on the first day. And the next day is ash color. '

: Yes. When you put blue in the pipe, you said that this shirt should not die. Right?

Yes, Right.

: So he did not die. The day before, after washing clothes, wash it and give it to you.

: And the color of the ash?

: Eman said that you are not talking about killing it while taking it?

No, I did not say that.

So, I killed it.

: But why would you say?

: The thing to say is that you are starting I'm just listening to you.



5.

About two and a half months after the incident, Mahmud returned the blue shirt. After a few days of his returning from the office, he opened the blue shirt and said, 'This is yours from today.'

Mahmud Bhai was very angry. The decision of the head of the rage can change at any time. So quickly put on the shirt. Then he sat in front of Mahmud's brother and asked, 'Did the brother give me the shirt?'

He said in a rage, 'Damu? Six months later today we went out after the shirt. At the time of coming, we went to the tea shop to eat tea. The shopkeeper said, "Noman's brother is in this shirt but you are very much!"

Local hand are increasingly becoming involved in Swiss banks

                   Local hand are increasingly becoming involved in Swiss banks
Wherever the amount of money kept in Swiss banks from all over the world has decreased, there has been an increase in the number of million.


This is a good news for the Bangladesh that is stuck on the highway of development. Such statements have been sent to such a leader who have good association with the government.

The Kholaman leader said in the statement, 'I did not want to believe in seeing such a good news during the seven years. Because, all the success of the government of the country, the opposition party and the media of Bangladesh see the fate of the government. Thousands of millions of Bangladeshis have deposited in Swiss banks in 2016 compared to 2015. Naughty people are trying to keep this money in the name of money laundering. But this news only tells us how much we have become as a nation, I have gone to Switzerland to eat and drink at the highway of development!

In the statement, he also said, "Since childhood, we have heard that money is a waste of hand. So much so that we kept these dirty deposits in the banks of Bangladesh. But we had to go to Switzerland to comply with the dirt reserves in the local banks. In 2012, the amount of dirt or money in Swiss banks was only 1,961 crore taka. Bangladeshi people are less likely to get their attention. At that time, the government-backed people do not get separate khati. Since then, our government has taken special projects to highlight Bangladesh's image in Switzerland. That year, the amount of money in Swiss banks has increased, which has reached 5,685 crore in 2016. When the amount of money deposited in Swiss banks from all over the world is decreasing day by day, the amount of money deposited from our country is increasing. Through this it is understood, how brave, liberal and international Bangladeshis are. This courage will be hanging and hoisting like government's development projects. As well as keeping in mind, the rate of accumulation of seeds is increased in mathematical rates. In 2016, the amount of money deposited by Bangladeshis has increased by just 20 percent, which is frustrating. This percentage will increase when the number of 100, 200, 300 will be more than that, then the government's true success will be visible. '

Meanwhile, an important government minister said, "If anyone gets specific allegation of money laundering against Awami League, administrative and organizational action will be taken by investigating him." Such statements are worrying and frustrating. I hope the government will launch a reward for the best trafficking in the country in the future.

"I urge the Swiss government to make an opportunity to open accounts in Swiss banks with 10 taka for all Bangladeshi nationals," he said. The leader also made this special letter to the Swiss government at the last stage of the statement.

(A special committee has been set up with experts to publish the name of the signatory signed by the leader, but all the leaders of the committee are busy keeping 'money in Swiss bank', so the name of the leader has not yet been recovered.)